The Honest Truth About How Often Guys Actually Wash Their Sheets
You’re probably not washing your sheets enough. Here’s why it matters more than you think.
By
Josh Felgoise
May 30, 2025
It’s one of those things every guy avoids admitting: how often we actually wash our sheets. Luke’s honesty about his routine hits hard because most of us aren’t doing much better, and it’s time to fix that.
“I just made a comment about this after your episode. I don’t watch them as much as I should. I should wash them like at least once every two weeks. Probably closer to three. It’s been…”
Luke’s honesty about his sheet-washing routine (or lack of one) hit harder than expected.
Because let’s be real — most guys probably aren’t doing much better.
Three weeks. That’s 21 nights of sweat, dead skin, and bacteria building up on the same sheets.
It’s not pretty.
The Reality Check We All Need
When asked directly about how often he washes his sheets, Luke didn’t sugarcoat it.
He even admitted, “It’s gross. Let’s be real with ourselves.”
That’s the key. Awareness first, action second.
Why This Actually Matters
The Health Factor
Unwashed sheets collect:
Sweat and body oils
Dead skin cells
Dust mites that feed on that skin
Allergens that mess with your sleep
Odors you probably stopped noticing
Clean sheets aren’t about being fancy. They’re about being healthy.
The Dating Reality
If you’re dating or even thinking about having someone over, this one’s non-negotiable.
First impressions matter
A clean bedroom shows basic hygiene
Musty smells kill the mood fast
It reflects how you take care of yourself
No one wants to climb into a bed that smells like last week.
Why We Don’t Wash Sheets Enough
It’s Not Visible Dirt
Unlike dirty dishes or clothes, sheets rarely look dirty. You don’t see the buildup, so it’s easier to ignore.
The Effort Factor
Washing sheets means stripping the bed, running the laundry, waiting hours for it to dry, and remaking everything.
It feels like a project.
No Immediate Consequences
You won’t get called out for dirty sheets the same way you would for dirty clothes — until someone actually sees your bed.
Building a Realistic Sheet Routine
The Timeline That Works
Health experts say weekly is best. Most guys can aim for:
Every week: If you sweat a lot or have allergies
Every 10 days: A solid middle ground
Every two weeks: The bare minimum
Luke’s “maybe three weeks” is a wake-up call.
Make It Easier
Get multiple sets: Have backups ready
Pick easy-care fabrics: Avoid anything high-maintenance
Set reminders: Treat it like a recurring appointment
Pair it with another chore: Laundry day, Sunday reset, whatever works
The easier it is, the more likely you’ll actually do it.
The Sunday Reset Strategy
Here’s a simple system that works:
Sunday morning: Strip the bed
Afternoon: Sheets are clean and dry
Evening: You climb into a fresh bed
It’s the best way to start a new week.
Signs It’s Definitely Time
You can smell them when you walk in
They feel greasy or gritty
Your pillowcase is discolored
You’re breaking out on your face or back
Someone might see your bedroom
If you’re checking any of those boxes, go wash them now.
The Adult Life Connection
Luke’s confession came while talking about what it means to handle adult life.
And clean sheets are part of that.
They represent:
Basic hygiene
Self-respect
Comfort and confidence
Being ready for any situation
It’s not about being perfect. It’s about being responsible.
Your Sheet-Washing Action Plan
This Week:
Wash your sheets, no excuses
Buy a second set if you only have one
Set a reminder for every 10 to 14 days
Going Forward:
Pick a regular day like Sunday
Wash first thing in the morning
Track it until it becomes habit
Emergency Prep:
Keep a backup set clean
Know your laundry options if your washer breaks
Have a quick-wash plan for surprise guests
The Bottom Line
Luke said it best:
“It’s gross. Let’s be real with ourselves.”
And he’s right.
Washing your sheets regularly isn’t about being obsessive — it’s about having basic standards.
Clean sheets mean better sleep, better hygiene, and better self-respect.
Set a reminder, buy extra sheets, and stop pretending “maybe three weeks” is fine.
Your future self — and anyone who might end up in your bed — will thank you.
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